I love lamp.

ah....the mosquito bites on my legs and my sweet biking short tan lines can only mean one thing: it's not winter.

This sunday's jaunt brought me to Bella's (again) for brunch...an hour or so wait but sooooo worth it...eggs, sausage, pancakes! mmmmm...then naptime because the stress of having to wake up and wait for breakfast wore me out....but then I was good to go and went on a light amble (ahem) up Bluff Head in N. Guilford...thank f'in god Lake Quonipogibogilog er whatever the name is is nearby because after that hike I needed to immerse myself in water immediately...and because we needed to kill some time before dinner in the oh so charming town of Chester we went to the land of unicorns, enchantment and magik...aka...Devil's Hopyard for some more hiking...and then it got sloppy. the end.

pictorial:

dayman ahhhh....fighter of the nightman ahhhh...that jingle just popped in my head

anywayzz

I found this dude hustling at the Lake...can you say ped-o-phile?

look at his jizz stain....i gave the gayface a ride despite 

freshly showered

evil

 fairy's paint in the woods....or it's just a dirty hippie ...whatever

 

magik

mysticism

enchantment

and then the shizz got sloppy but not THIS sloppy...(that's John's classy tail from John and Kate plus ten million kids) 

so that was Sunday...

I am the son and the heir of a shyness that is criminally vulgar...

Last week the sun decided to kick it up a notch and make me sweats...uf...good thing I decided to chop the shizzz out of my hair...yep shave the sides and give me a faux hawk to complete my lesbian transformation (jk jk jeez). Well my hair stylist, Laura,  is located in Brookyln folks atWoodley & Bunny  it's amazeballs! 

Afterwards met up with my pseudo gay bf and we went frolicking through the streets of the Meatpacking District--- we stayed at the Gansevoort

and coincidentally so was Jared Leto--really Jordan Catalano what happened to you??

and let me tell you how f'in pissed I am that I missed STELLASTAR for the 2ND time...WTF?/!!!! Bought tickets...check...two bands before them...check...so you would think they would go on oh i dont know around 10-1030..NO...waaayyy before then so while they were playing I was stuffing my face with delishnesss and enjoying my cocktails thinking I was running just in time...and you know what was the worst - i overhear this dude on his phone saying "omg, they are SO MUCH BETTER LIVE" that's all i needed to fucking hear...I'm bitter. fucking bitter. but did get a consolation prize, a t-shirt. 

anyways the next day I got the best cappuccino evs...bestest. and then sweated through Central Park for the most part of the day...then off to SOHO to check out Topshop (eh, its alright) and get some shampoo at BLISS! ...then it was time to drive home (and coincidentally it's where i do my best entertaining) ---yeah fell asleep. 

oh here are some pics:

it's confirmed that d-bags love rooftop hotel bars...just sayin

boy is finishing my b-fast

consolation prize

q-tip tree

according to a, this is a spot in central park that most people don't know about, where you can see this statue from behind, however, as we were exiting I swear I saw a gaggle of French girls on their way to that exact spot---how chics from another country found it is beyond me?!?? 

clearly needed chocolate after a long days sweat

It's called drinking chocolate thank you very much

traf

Super amazing smelling is more like it!

I bet it stung

      mmmm,  I just had the best breakfast that I've had in a loooong time ---but let me state that i don't eat anything until 12pm on just about 6 out of the 7 days a week...hence it was more like brunch?  yeah brunch. 

 Oven roasted Turkey sammich

 chipotle pepper mayo

 lettuce/tomato/cheddar cheese

 on toasted Rye bread 

go here : Zoi's

OMG DELISH! 

and since I can't go without any chocolat in the morning I got a mocha...heaven...

oh and I kept the nutritional value rolling and decided to make some green tea...check it:

            

Weekend Wars

sunday was magically beautiful so we decided to pop adam's northampton, ma cherry and spent more time indoors shopping at the insane UO there and other places...scored 2 pairs of $20 jeans though! however we did find a really cool bridge overlooking a river-located inside lesbo land (smith college)... then ate some really good food in hartford called the Firebox or Fire in my Box...whatevs - overall good day

I might have contracted syphy at this starbucks bathroom...sex? anyone?   

also check out my dewy glow from the massive amounts of suntaning lotion spray (that smelled like dirt and diaper) hot i know...

 emo shot

sigh

whimsical flower picture...

Where my lesbian daughter will be attending...or let's face it where I should've gone...next...

Obligatory seltzer and red shorts

Safety belt worn as this seasons latest accessory

and oftentimes I don't

Sunday I went to Kent Falls and I have no frickin pictures of it because I forgot my camera - uh - it.is. amazing. amazing. amazing. go. now! 

oh! and if you like tea go here : harney and sons

   it's only a short drive over   the NY border 

and if you like chocolate - 

Beligique Patisserie and Chocolat in downtown Kent is where it's at- 

I like you

I have been spending a lot of time on trains lately - --I go to these places:

  Freeman's - for food

 Daniel -  for really fucking good food

  Sabon - i smell delicious

 Studio B - i listen to good music

 Mariebelle - and eat the finest chocolat